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Post by The Black Knight on Apr 21, 2008 23:33:36 GMT -5
I thought you were gonna say "Don't know how much good it will do, as I doubt you'll be able to ride it."  ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!??!!? /lol No. I'm calling you stupid. ^_^ |
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Post by Deedlit on Apr 23, 2008 9:51:38 GMT -5
ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!??!!? /lol No. I'm calling you stupid. ^_^ oh. hehe. okies! ^_^ |
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Mountains, snow and a smattering of frost giants... just the way we like it!
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Post by Northern Dungeon Master on Apr 23, 2008 10:44:19 GMT -5
ah well i am a wise cracker in my group
but my little brothers have some good moments
like my brother tried to drop kick a guy in a bar brawl
he rolled a natural 1 on a d20 so as DM it was my natural duty to make him miss completely (he actualy flew over the guy and landed on the other side) land on his ass and be stunned for 1 turn!
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Post by Jon Irenicus on Apr 23, 2008 13:20:17 GMT -5
Ah good ol' bar brawls.
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Post by yilduz on Apr 23, 2008 18:17:04 GMT -5
My old party had a few of those. Sometimes just amongst ourselves. Either way, it usually ended up with at least a couple people flying or jumping through some windows, at least a few people dead or near dead, and someone tied up in the middle of town or in an alley. It always ended with us getting kicked out of town, and that never sat well with us so it never ended well for anyone. |
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Post by Azon Blackheart on Apr 23, 2008 21:06:10 GMT -5
One of my all time favorite inter-party fights is still a topic of discussion whenever I get together with the old gang.
Buddy of mine likes to play exotic characters. Had this monk, 18th level or something like that. Krull was his name, had all the weapons, goodies, abilities, yadda yadda....
I had this priest of Oghma, a gnome (I like playing odd characters). Got into a pissing match about something or another, so my buddy says "let's fight for it". The only real combat ability my priest had was wrestling, so we had at it.
I don't think I'll ever have a magical roll like I had after the initiative - double 20's. Scorecard says - knocked out cold with a headlock.
He'll never live that one down.
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Post by yilduz on Apr 23, 2008 21:26:34 GMT -5
Knocked out by a gnome. That is a quality fight.
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Post by Azon Blackheart on Apr 23, 2008 22:02:47 GMT -5
Yeah, we were arguing about something stupid (as if there's a good reason to argue when playing D&D). He was saying something like "is the sun guaranteed to rise every morning?" before the fight.
The next day (in the game), he's trying to play the whole thing down after all of us were slowing down with our laughing and his character says to my gnome "hey, what's up" - to which I replied "the sun, of course".
Oh, man - talk about salting the wound.
Then, there was the time we were arguing about weather a green dragons chlorine breath weapon was flammable. One character had some bright idea to ignite it when fighting one, so we called the fire department to verify.
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Post by yilduz on Apr 23, 2008 22:09:23 GMT -5
Yeah, we were arguing about something stupid (as if there's a good reason to argue when playing D&D). He was saying something like "is the sun guaranteed to rise every morning?" before the fight. The next day (in the game), he's trying to play the whole thing down after all of us were slowing down with our laughing and his character says to my gnome "hey, what's up" - to which I replied "the sun, of course". Oh, man - talk about salting the wound. Then, there was the time we were arguing about weather a green dragons chlorine breath weapon was flammable. One character had some bright idea to ignite it when fighting one, so we called the fire department to verify. Speaking of flammable, my party was a group of pyromaniacs. We never tried to light a dragon's breath weapon on fire, but everything else we came in contact with eventually burned to the ground. It's not really fair to call the group a bunch of pyros because most of the stuff we burned down wasn't even intentional. We were the cause of a couple of towns burning to the ground, a forest being completely wiped out by flame, and we even blew up a mountain. It exploded, we blew it up, kaboom and fire, no more mountain. We had a lot of interesting events. |
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Post by RevLemmon on Apr 23, 2008 22:22:40 GMT -5
I remember that mountain, it wasn't just a pile of rocks mountain thought. It was a living rock monster or some like that. I think it was mike's char that threw all his Saki and oil at the creature and I threw a fireball at it with a near perfect roll. It was like this... walking along and then a the mountain comes to LIFE!!! A little screaming, throwing nearly every liquid flammable we had it, little bit of fireball. Then BOOM, some smoke and dust and no more mountain. The party may not have been pyros but man did fire love our company.
We had a lot of interesting events.[/quote]
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Post by yilduz on Apr 23, 2008 22:28:48 GMT -5
I remember that mountain, it wasn't just a pile of rocks mountain thought. It was a living rock monster or some like that. I think it was mike's char that threw all his Saki and oil at the creature and I threw a fireball at it with a near perfect roll. It was like this... walking along and then a the mountain comes to LIFE!!! A little screaming, throwing nearly every liquid flammable we had it, little bit of fireball. Then BOOM, some smoke and dust and no more mountain. The party may not have been pyros but man did fire love our company. We had a lot of interesting events. I forgot about it being alive. That is true. I'm sure it was more than just mike. There was a lot of oil and alcohol coming from a lot of members of the party. I also thought you and Chad both threw fireballs at it - I could be mistaken, though. It was quite a long time ago. Regardless, it was classic and one of the D&D moments that stands out in my mind. |
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Post by Jon Irenicus on Apr 23, 2008 23:12:06 GMT -5
Inner party fighting is the best. My one buddy was being a smartass and we were on one of the most difficult quest's I have ever been on. We had to CATCH and BRING BACK a GROUP of vampires. So I was holding the rope and in the combat I had some pretty bad roles and was generally pretty useless so he jabbers on and on. So the next morning I decide to "forget" to lock up the manacles on the vampire leader and oops look who's on watch. Boy he did not like being a Vampire Spawn. |
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Post by Azon Blackheart on Apr 23, 2008 23:25:46 GMT -5
Yeah, we were arguing about something stupid (as if there's a good reason to argue when playing D&D). He was saying something like "is the sun guaranteed to rise every morning?" before the fight. The next day (in the game), he's trying to play the whole thing down after all of us were slowing down with our laughing and his character says to my gnome "hey, what's up" - to which I replied "the sun, of course". Oh, man - talk about salting the wound. Then, there was the time we were arguing about weather a green dragons chlorine breath weapon was flammable. One character had some bright idea to ignite it when fighting one, so we called the fire department to verify. Speaking of flammable, my party was a group of pyromaniacs. We never tried to light a dragon's breath weapon on fire, but everything else we came in contact with eventually burned to the ground. It's not really fair to call the group a bunch of pyros because most of the stuff we burned down wasn't even intentional. We were the cause of a couple of towns burning to the ground, a forest being completely wiped out by flame, and we even blew up a mountain. It exploded, we blew it up, kaboom and fire, no more mountain. We had a lot of interesting events. lol - "wasn't even intentional". We had this guy who was a stats freak. Had probabilities for everything. He used to make us explain fully what we were going to do before we did it, then he'd jot it all down and pull out some charts and a calculator. We'd sit impatiently until he said his famous catch phrase "ok, here's what happened". |
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Post by yilduz on Apr 23, 2008 23:33:33 GMT -5
Speaking of flammable, my party was a group of pyromaniacs. We never tried to light a dragon's breath weapon on fire, but everything else we came in contact with eventually burned to the ground. It's not really fair to call the group a bunch of pyros because most of the stuff we burned down wasn't even intentional. We were the cause of a couple of towns burning to the ground, a forest being completely wiped out by flame, and we even blew up a mountain. It exploded, we blew it up, kaboom and fire, no more mountain. We had a lot of interesting events. lol - "wasn't even intentional". We had this guy who was a stats freak. Had probabilities for everything. He used to make us explain fully what we were going to do before we did it, then he'd jot it all down and pull out some charts and a calculator. We'd sit impatiently until he said his famous catch phrase "ok, here's what happened". Eh, I think the ones that go by imagination are a lot more fun. Too many numbers and rules can ruin a game. Notice the word I used? GAME! It's a game, not a math class. |
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